(Most of the humour collected here is in the public domain, unless otherwise specified.)

SHUKRAN LAK LITUZHIR LI BUNDUQIATUK ALRAAYIEATU:
Thank you for showing me your marvellous gun.

YUSEIDUNI ‘AN ‘AQBAL DAEWATAK ALKARIMAT LILASTILQA’ EALAA AL’ARD WADHIRAEI FAWQ RASI WRJLY MUTABAEIDATANI:
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

‘ANA ‘ATAFIQ MAE KULI MA QULTUH ‘AW FAKART BIH FI HAYAATIKA:
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

‘IINAH LUTIF MINK ‘AN TASMAH LI BIALSAFAR FI SUNDUQ SAYAARATIKA:
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

‘IIDHA KUNT SATAFEAL ALLATF LI HATAA LA TUDHI ‘AEDAYIY ALTANASULIAT, FASA’ARUDU BIALMITHL BIKULI SURUR BIKHIANAT BALADI FI AL’AMAKIN ALEAMATI:
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

SA’UKHBIRUK BI’ASMA’ WAEANAWIN ALEADID MIN ALJAWASIS AL’AMRIKIIYN ALADHIN YUSAFIRUN KASAHAFIIYNA:
I will tell you the names and address of many American spies travelling as reporters.

‘AYANA KAN MA TAQULUHU!
Whatever you say!

MAESUB ALEAYNAYN AL’AHMAR SAYAKUN JMYLAAN YA SAHIB ALSAEADATI:
The red blindfold would be lovely, your excellency.

FATAT ALKHUBZ ALMANQUEAT FI ALMA’ LADHIDHATAN SHUKRAN LIKI. LA BUDA LI MIN ALHUSUL EALAA ALWASFATI:
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you, I must have the recipe.