Randolph Well, the fuss with my website has subsided somewhat. I’ve now had over 33 000 hits in the last 12 days thanks to the anonymous advertisement on AOL for April Fool’s Day.
In other news, David Beckham is being accused of having several extra-marital affairs. I decided that I need to jump onto this bandwagon, and state that I too have had an affair with David Beckham. Alhough I have no proof to substantiate this claim, and I have never met him, I think it’s only fair that I get my fifteen minutes of fame too!
So you heard it here: David Beckham had an extra-marital affair with me. It happened last year, on the 29th of February. I was visiting Elizabeth, the Queen Mother (an old friend of mine) when he popped over to Sandringham and we shagged in the kitchen on the steel table where the Corgis get fed. Um, yeah.