Standard Crank

I just tried to log into my CC’s bank account now to find that I cannot get in – it says no accounts are linked to the card number. How bizarre!

I WANT MY R7000 SITTING IN THERE!

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Edit (24/10/2005): Turns out the FICA bunch locked my account down. I went into the bank, complained quietly, told them I submitted FICA paperwork in June, and the account was unfrozen. Yippee! They told me the guy who did the FICA paperwork “is no longer with us”. Do you think they killed him? Anyway, after this good news, I changed the title of this entry from “Standard Wank” to “Standard Crank”.