Randolph Since most other big religions have a list of banned things (including food, people and sexual preferences), I now present the NMC (Not Mostly-Carbon) List of the NRO:
1) Tom Cruise
2) Robert Mugabe
3) McDonald's
4) The cast of "Backstage"
5) Pastor Fred Phelps
6) Adolf Hitler
7) George W Bush
8) GNU (not the animal)
9) Big Brother Nigeria
10) France
11) Celine Dion
12) Rapists
13) Murderers
I ban Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell is a man after my own heart, because he believes in "keeping it real". I like that. I vote Simon Cowell to be the Vice Official Bitch of the NRO.