Randolph I got this in my mailbox today:
Dear ,
I am a flexible yourng girl my name is rita,i am 22 years of age, looking for a man i can love,marry and stay with for the rest of my life,so also a man careing and be my hearth provider please if you have intrest try to reply me so that i can tell you more about myself and from there our relationship will goes to (amen ),so that i can also send you my picture.
if you have intrest,please try to reply me on this email rita_benjamen505@yahoo.co.uk
Best regard,
rita
If you can help, please mail her at the address provided.
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How can you tell her more about yourself when she clearly can't even speak English properly? 🙂
Flexible? You mean, she stretches like an elastic?
She sounds like her name should be "Puta" instead of "Rita". Maybe we'll see her on Jerry Springer soon.
I don't think I've ever been called "," …