Randolph Poor old Phumzile. This old bird, the deputy president of South Africa, and someone we'd never heard of before Jacob Zuma was fired, and who has been getting flack for flying all over the place on taxpayers' money, has finally been grounded.
Well, only for a short while at Margate airport, when her Gulfstream got stuck on the runway. Literally stuck fast. In the tarmac.
Now, if you'll excuse me … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Apparently the runway had been patched up recently, and for whatever reason (not waiting for the runway to dry tops my list), the plane got stuck.
See related link for a giggle.