Victor Borge quoted

"I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't."

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

"Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year."

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."

"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."

– Victor Borge (1909 – 2000)