(12:50:14 PM) Michael: I am drinking some choice ethiopian atm
(12:50:48 PM) Randolph: coffee, I hope?
(12:51:13 PM) Randolph: the entire office is sitting in a stunned silence, waiting for your next comment
(12:51:40 PM) Michael: A roast so dark you can't see the blood from the oppressed migrant worker on the beans