Randolph For the last half an hour I’ve been skinning a goat. It had facial hair and everything. After putting his face over my own for fun, I received two written warnings:
1) Failure to comply with skinning safety regulations at work
2) Wearing the face of a goat this soon after the full moon
I am a hamster eating your brain … *nibble nibble twitch*
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In other news, Steven invited me to go horse riding with him. I informed him this would never happen. After all, horses go for R80 000 each. I know I need a new car, but that is ridiculous.
I also mentioned that while horses are cheaper to refuel (and they don’t need replacement windscreens and alternators), they can’t do 130km/h on the N14.
Whinney!