(Most of the humour collected here is in the public domain, unless otherwise specified.)
  1. You have to take out the garbage.
  2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
  3. No sofas in your restrooms.
  4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
  5. Even if you get you head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you’re not allowed to cry.
  6. James Bond movies only come out every 2 years.
  7. Ribbed for her pleasure – not yours.
  8. You have to wear ties.
  9. You can’t flirt you way out of a jam.
  10. “Women and children first.”