(Most of the humour collected here is in the public domain, unless otherwise specified.)
“Bother!” said Pooh, as his body was consigned to the earth.
“Bother!” said Pooh, and tried to find a place to bury Piglet’s corpse.
“Bother!” said Pooh, as the bungee cord snapped.
“Bother!” said Pooh, as he loaded the last round into the chamber.
“Bother!” said Pooh, as a four-tonne weight dropped on his foot.
“Bugger!” said Pooh, so Christopher Robin did. “Ouch!” said Pooh.