I'm still sickly. The flu has taken over.

"Now let's go do something you'll regret later" - evil demon guy from Charmed who was trying to steal some Buddhist staff.

1) I'm waiting for my beloved to get home.

Yippee!

This is just to inform all followers of the Smiters of Iniquity that there is now a real website to create forums and post topics and generate worldwide chaos (our ultimate goal). Take a look at http://itsol.co.za/soi/ and register.

In consultation with my first disciple, Delano, we have decided on an official salute for the Smiters of Iniquity. Whenever you wish to declare your allegiance to the SOI, simply raise your middle finger.

Followers of the Smiters of Iniquity

For tax reasons, we will sell SOI-beans, which will be the same as Jelly Beans, but will have the Power of Virtuous Carbon (PVC) injected into each one. People can eat these in cinemas across the world, or simply use them as candles when the power goes out.