SOI: Official Salute

In consultation with my first disciple, Delano, we have decided on an official salute for the Smiters of Iniquity. Whenever you wish to declare your allegiance to the SOI, simply raise your middle finger.

Legalities of the SOI

For tax reasons, we will sell SOI-beans, which will be the same as Jelly Beans, but will have the Power of Virtuous Carbon (PVC) injected into each one. People can eat these in cinemas across the world, or simply use them as candles when the power goes out.