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Month: May 2006

General May 27, 2006 | Leave a Comment on Stuff

Stuff

I'm still sickly. The flu has taken over.

General May 26, 2006December 20, 2011 | Leave a Comment on Gratuitous punt of my new religion

Gratuitous punt of my new religion

General May 26, 2006 | 1 Comment on Quote of the day

Quote of the day

"Now let's go do something you'll regret later" – evil demon guy from Charmed who was trying to steal some Buddhist staff.

General May 26, 2006 | Leave a Comment on A few things

A few things

1) I'm waiting for my beloved to get home.

General May 25, 2006 | 2 Comments on Taylor Hicks won!

Taylor Hicks won!

Yippee!

General May 23, 2006 | Leave a Comment on SOI Website

SOI Website

This is just to inform all followers of the Smiters of Iniquity that there is now a real website to create forums and post topics and generate worldwide chaos (our ultimate goal). Take a look at http://itsol.co.za/soi/ and register.

Tasteless Humour May 23, 2006December 20, 2011 | 3 Comments on The Baptists Are Coming

The Baptists Are Coming

General May 23, 2006 | Leave a Comment on SOI: Official Salute

SOI: Official Salute

In consultation with my first disciple, Delano, we have decided on an official salute for the Smiters of Iniquity. Whenever you wish to declare your allegiance to the SOI, simply raise your middle finger.

General May 23, 2006 | Leave a Comment on SOI in the house … taking up space …

SOI in the house … taking up space …

Followers of the Smiters of Iniquity

General May 23, 2006 | Leave a Comment on Legalities of the SOI

Legalities of the SOI

For tax reasons, we will sell SOI-beans, which will be the same as Jelly Beans, but will have the Power of Virtuous Carbon (PVC) injected into each one. People can eat these in cinemas across the world, or simply use them as candles when the power goes out.

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