Randolph UPDATE: Please visit the official SOI website for the latest news of the new religious order I created.
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In the spirit of the NRO, I hereby declare free membership for the first 12 apostles disciples in my new religion. Kids, you're going to learn this stuff at school one day, just like I did once upon a time. Now's your chance to be part of something better organised than Christianity, with better food than Judaism, and fewer rules than Islam.
At the moment, we have the following people:
Messiah Creator Founder Member:
1. Me (Smiter of Iniquity)
ApostlesDisciples:
1. Delano
2. Brendon
3. Chris
4. Steven (the Doubter)
Clergy:
1. Marinus (High Priestess)
2. Toni (Master Inquisitor)
Honorary Members:
1. Elton John (Official Bitch)
2. Simon Cowell (Vice Bitch)
There are still eight positions left for the one-time free special NRO offer of NRO Disciple! Join now!
*shakes head*
I think it's safe to say that you just voted yourself into the NRO. I shall call you "Steven".
no 😛
I second Randolph's nomination to Steven's recommendation 😛
May I be the High Priestess?
As long as I'm allowed a Tiara! (and there are no virginal sacrifices – oh no wait, that cancels me out) 😉
If someone seconds her nomination, we have a High Priestess.
Well, I would have thought I would be first disciple by default. Shows what you think of me… wait – don't answer that one.
I'll second it, even though I am probably 6th on the list. ::pout::
/me eyes Brendon …
NO 🙂
Steven, now you've done it. All you're doing is proving that you are a Doubter, so we have labelled you as such.
I do approve of the list as it is at the moment. I still think I should be the first disciple though. 🙂 But I won't harp on about that. At least you know I look fabulous in robes and a cape (oh, wait, I still have to make the cape).
I can't wait to see "The Gospel of Steven".