Randolph In a letter this morning to my ex-medical aid, after an incomprehensible voicemail was left on my phone:
Greetings
According to the very bad quality voice message on my cellphone, left by someone whose name is apparently "Gzrfwwegb" and who can't speak slowly and clearly, I apparently owe you some money. The reference number given was indecipherable, so I was forced to log into discoveryworld.co.za to discover I owe R1092.11. To date I have received no written notification of this amount.
Since I refuse to speak to your call centre, please send me an invoice to my postal address as follows, and I will pay it upon receipt of said invoice.
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Suffice to say, I doubt I'll be hearing from Gzrfwwegb.