There is a series of jokes from ages ago along the lines of:
Q: When was football first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Aaron dribbled down his beard.
Q: When was high-jumping first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Jesus cleared the temple.
Q: When was motor racing first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Moses came forth in his triumph.
Q: When was drinking first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Moses was found motherless in the bullrushes.
Q: When was tennis first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Moses served in the court of Pharaoh. (Thanks Chris!)
Do you know any more?
Q: When was tennis first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Moses served in the court of Pharaoh