There is a series of jokes from ages ago along the lines of:

Q: When was football first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Aaron dribbled down his beard.

Q: When was high-jumping first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Jesus cleared the temple.

Q: When was motor racing first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Moses came forth in his triumph.

Q: When was drinking first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Moses was found motherless in the bullrushes.

Q: When was tennis first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Moses served in the court of Pharaoh. (Thanks Chris!)

Do you know any more?

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