Spam Poetry

For a long while, I've been sporadically collecting titles of spam messages hitting my inbox. I've now found the line that will transform noise into poetry. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Audibly severe
Wrapping paper scrambled eggs

Submission bimbo
Intrusion incredulity

Celsius livestock
Imposing chili pepper

Domicile lamp
Reflected in puddle softly

Suddenly it dawned on me
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Unlucky Crematorium
Finally spade