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Month: April 2008

General April 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment on WWRD?

WWRD?

Readers are familiar with my previous attempts to abbreviate commonly used phrases, so here's a new one.

General Humour April 3, 2008February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Typo of the Day

Typo of the Day

New York – A survey of sex therapists have concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was three to 13 minutses to 13 minutes.

News, Science Stuff April 3, 2008December 22, 2011 | Leave a Comment on Finally, some sense! Too much water will kill you.

Finally, some sense! Too much water will kill you.

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General April 1, 2008December 20, 2011 | Leave a Comment on My bitches

My bitches

The first two are of Molly, who wouldn't sit still for her photo, and the third is an old one of Biscuit, who we think is a cross Chihuahua / Terrier.

Announcements April 1, 2008November 1, 2024 | Leave a Comment on It’s getting worse!

It’s getting worse!

Now they want us to believe that SA passports are being replaced by SADC passports, and a region-specific currency too. As if!

General April 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment on On Zimbabwe and April Fool’s Day

On Zimbabwe and April Fool’s Day

Firstly, Zimbabwe. I think the delay in announcing results is unnecessary, and causing more stress than necessary. Having said that, I also think it is counterproductive to announce winners and losers before the results are out. As I understand the Zimbabwean constitution, the president is declared based on 50% plus one vote. The same goes for the parliamentary seats.

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