Regular followers will recognise the date of 22 May as the first day of the Smiters of Iniquity calendar year.

As I mentioned last year on the Smiters’ forum, I will be naming the months of the year after disciples as they die, in honour of the memory left by Ian when he died, and his mostly carbon life form became more mostly carbon, due to the fact that he no longer has as much water in his system, a side effect of being dead.

Henceforth, the start of the calendar will be known as Glory Hole Day, and the month will be known as Ian. 7.1.1 begins now.