Randolph My friend Aidan posted about the new Pope on Facebook, and how he doesn’t like silly hats as much as Vitamin B-16, prompting me to plumb the depths of DuckDuckGo Image Search.
For your reference, here’s Benedict Eks-vee-eye:
And now here’s Francis, with three excellent reasons why he doesn’t wear a silly hat in public.
Of course, there’s lots of evidence that he does wear silly hats, like when he auditioned for the Village People:
Or when he wanted to play Robin Hood:
I didn’t know he was in The Three Amigos:
I don’t know what’s happening here:
And finally, a reasonable, tasteful hat:
