My friend Aidan posted about the new Pope on Facebook, and how he doesn’t like silly hats as much as Vitamin B-16, prompting me to plumb the depths of DuckDuckGo Image Search.

For your reference, here’s Benedict Eks-vee-eye:


And now here’s Francis, with three excellent reasons why he doesn’t wear a silly hat in public.




Of course, there’s lots of evidence that he does wear silly hats, like when he auditioned for the Village People:


Or when he wanted to play Robin Hood:


I didn’t know he was in The Three Amigos:

I don’t know what’s happening here:

Pope Francis

And finally, a reasonable, tasteful hat:


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