I've now decided on the new name of my religion, based on a suggestion by First Disciple Delano:
The Smiters of Iniquity
It has a beat, and you can dance to it.
NRO: The Smiters of Iniquity
By
Randolph
Randolph
Smiters of Inquity. I like it. Abbreviated as SOI. We can grow and sell beans. Call them SOI-beans.
Beans are so organic! (We love beans – even the jelly kind…)
Embrace all things natural – allow your cardinal urges to emerge and disperse!
Praise the Smiter! (and my glorius sense of culinary diversity!)