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- Push 39 marshmallows into your nose and try to sneeze them out.
- Use your Mastercard to pay off your Visa card.
- Make popcorn without a lid.
- Whenever someone tells you to have a nice day, tell them you have other plans.
- Make a to-do list, but only of things you’ve already done.
- Dance naked in front of your pets.
- Pay your electricity bill with 5c pieces.
- Complete your income tax forms with Roman numerals.
- Drive to work in reverse.
- Send your doctor a bill for the time you spent in the waiting area.
- Write a short story using alphabet soup.
- Lie on your back while eating celery and use your navel as a salt cellar.
- Stare at people through a fork and tell them they’re in jail.
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