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General March 29, 2006August 25, 2012 | 1 Comment on Jesus is in the building

Jesus is in the building

I have spoken of him before – the guy I know who looks like Jesus, and even wears funny robes on Sundays and says "Bless you" when you sneeze. Well, Dylan is now online and has his own blog. Check it out – the link is on the right, or you can click on the Related Link.

General Humour March 29, 2006December 20, 2011 | Leave a Comment on How to tell you’re flying over Africa

How to tell you’re flying over Africa

General March 29, 2006 | Leave a Comment on Britannica

Britannica

Yay! My login wasn't broken – I just can't type! I'm still off to bed now though. I'll look into it when the sun is up.

General March 29, 2006 | Leave a Comment on History of the World, Part 1

History of the World, Part 1

I am putting the finishing touches to my History assignment, which is due tomorrow (30th). I just have to do the referencing and bibliography – something I've been quite adept at when helping others. I got 100% for my first assignment, and this one is not compulsory, but it does count towards the semester mark and gets me into the habit of essay writing again.

General March 28, 2006August 25, 2012 | 1 Comment on Why We Love South Africa

Why We Love South Africa

From News24:

General March 27, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on The Norris

The Norris

Chuck Norris is sixty-six years old. He was born before the US entered World War Two.

General March 27, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on An Old Joke

An Old Joke

This joke was imparted to me around the beginning of the year, but in the spirit of my drunken Sunday evening, here goes (modified):

General March 27, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on Storm in a Smirnoff Bottle

Storm in a Smirnoff Bottle

I had a rough night last night, and as far as I'm concerned, bad food. I maintain that my self-imposed limit of three alcoholic beverages should not have created what is the worst hangover I've ever had in my entire life, bar none.

General March 26, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on Franklin My Dear …

Franklin My Dear …

Well, truth is, I do give a damn 🙂

General March 24, 2006August 25, 2012 | 1 Comment on Glass As A Liquid

Glass As A Liquid

This is a formal apology to my students of 2005. I made the claim based on research (i.e. I found it on a website) that glass is an extremely viscous liquid, which evidence can be found in old buildings where the glass is thicker at the bottom than the top. Given enough time, it would end up in a puddle.

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