Author: Randolph

Yay! My login wasn't broken – I just can't type! I'm still off to bed now though. I'll look into it when the sun is up.

I am putting the finishing touches to my History assignment, which is due tomorrow (30th). I just have to do the referencing and bibliography – something I've been quite adept at when helping others. I got 100% for my first assignment, and this one is not compulsory, but it does count towards the semester mark and gets me into the habit of essay writing again.

From News24:

Chuck Norris is sixty-six years old. He was born before the US entered World War Two.

This joke was imparted to me around the beginning of the year, but in the spirit of my drunken Sunday evening, here goes (modified):

I had a rough night last night, and as far as I'm concerned, bad food. I maintain that my self-imposed limit of three alcoholic beverages should not have created what is the worst hangover I've ever had in my entire life, bar none.

Well, truth is, I do give a damn 🙂

This is a formal apology to my students of 2005. I made the claim based on research (i.e. I found it on a website) that glass is an extremely viscous liquid, which evidence can be found in old buildings where the glass is thicker at the bottom than the top. Given enough time, it would end up in a puddle.

Our Finance Minister, Trevor Manuel, has pretty much stated that the Road Accident Fund should not pay out anyone who has a medical aid, if they are involved in an accident.