Author: Typo of the Day
New York – A survey of sex therapists have concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was three to 13 minutses to 13 minutes.
Finally, some sense! Too much water will kill you.
From the related link:
My bitches
The first two are of Molly, who wouldn't sit still for her photo, and the third is an old one of Biscuit, who we think is a cross Chihuahua / Terrier.
It’s getting worse!
Now they want us to believe that SA passports are being replaced by SADC passports, and a region-specific currency too. As if!
On Zimbabwe and April Fool’s Day
Firstly, Zimbabwe. I think the delay in announcing results is unnecessary, and causing more stress than necessary. Having said that, I also think it is counterproductive to announce winners and losers before the results are out. As I understand the Zimbabwean constitution, the president is declared based on 50% plus one vote. The same goes for the parliamentary seats.
Million-A-Month Ruling Upheld
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What petrol really costs in SA
I think I want to own a petrol station. Dealers get 60c per litre (see related link).
Excuse me sir, are you carrying illegal isotopes?
"Vehicle goes by at 70 miles per hour," Giuliano told the crowd. "Agent is in the median, a good 80 feet away from the traffic. Signal went off and identified an isotope [in the passing car]."
The answer my friend …
A change is in the air. More to follow.