Parktown Boys' High School in Johannesburg is where I matriculated from, some time last century. Yesterday, gunmen hopped over a perimeter fence (which was part of an almost half-million investment in security), stormed a Grade 11 classroom, and made off with 12 cellphones, 5 watches and cash.

<Steven> obviously she believes im not here for you

<Steven> i wrote a mysql goodie to log irc to mysql

There's something really funny about this:

My policy on alcohol hasn’t changed much since the near-fatal “pizza” incident a while back (yes, I’m still blaming the food). I think since then I’ve had 1/2 of a Smirnoff Spin. The reason I only had the half, is because I split it with M at his parents’ for lunch a weekend or soContinue reading Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, kick like a mule, hung like a horse

The landmark ruling where the EU fined Microsoft '497 million in 2004 is back in the headlines, and Microsoft stands to face another onslaught of investigation into their business practices.

It's the Queen's Eightieth Birthday Today! Whoop-de-doo!

BBC entertainment star Graham Norton has revealed his unease at being encouraged to “camp up” his onscreen persona by producers, in an upcoming TV documentary. Check out the Guardian.