At least someone in government is awake
Someone in government is paying attention (see related link).
My name
My name is “Randolph”. To the people who still insist on calling me “Rudolf”, “Randolf” and “Rudolph” (despite having my name clearly written out for them in emails and letters), how about if I called you “Obliviot“? Saying it’s “close enough” is bollocks, and shows lack of respect on your part. Blaming it on spell-checkersContinue reading My name
The N1 highway
There's a road that links Johannesburg with Pretoria, called the N1. It also connects Johannesburg with Cape Town, but the Pretoria link is the critical one, which I will examine today.
Richard Hammond in serious accident
Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond was involved in a serious accident after trying to break the British land speed record in a jet-powered car.
Open Letter to the President of South Africa, Mr Thabo Mbeki
20 September 2006
Hahaha
Jacob Zuma is a free man, after Judge Herbert Msimang struck the corruption trial from the roll today. I wonder what sort of hat President Mbeki will be having for lunch?
Follow up to my Mbeki message
Seems I'm not the only one who is sick of the crime problem. Journalist Tim Modise (see related link) is also getting annoyed. Incidentally, my mother and her neighbour were targets of crime last week – my dog didn't even bark as five motor vehicles were broken into and radios stolen or ignitions damaged.
On the transplanting of wobbly bits
A man has rejected his donated member for psychological reasons. Apparently (see related link), he and his wife just couldn't accept the transplanted penis, even though it was working well enough.
Pirate Names
My Pirate name is Poop Deck Enrico, and my fiance's name is Lazy Eye Bruno. Cool, huh?
Important notice to Jacob Zuma
It is scientifically proven that cold water is ineffective against E.coli. I strongly recommend re-evaluating your cold-shower AIDS remedy.