Who woulda thunk it?
Robert Mugabe, despite his high ranking on the NMC list (see the Smiters Of Iniquity link to the right), said the funniest thing this week, as seen in The Star:
ITLAPD
International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
“Keep your laughter down to 30 or 40 decibels”
That's what the GM said to me as he asked for help.
“Houston, we have a problem …”
"… When can you send a plumber?"
Dr Bomboka, Herbalist from East Africa
The similarities are uncanny.
Dr Mbuga, Herbalist from East Africa
We got this the other day.
Heard around the house
Our dogs are called Biscuit and Molly.
Seen around the web
Typo of the Day
New York – A survey of sex therapists have concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was three to 13 minutses to 13 minutes.
Excuse me sir, are you carrying illegal isotopes?
"Vehicle goes by at 70 miles per hour," Giuliano told the crowd. "Agent is in the median, a good 80 feet away from the traffic. Signal went off and identified an isotope [in the passing car]."