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General Humour February 6, 2008February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Quote of the Week

Quote of the Week

On February 17th I will say my piece as outgoing chairman, and then I will leave. You can bring up whatever arguments you like after that, because I won't be there to listen to them. You will have my resignation letter signed in all the right places. And when I am no longer bound by the politeness required by the chairman, I will tell you where you can stick it.

General Humour December 15, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Reviewing a time-honoured device

Reviewing a time-honoured device

My “Good Morning Silicon Valley” newsletter came with a link to a really inspiring review today. I highly recommend visiting the page to have a look.

General Humour November 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment on Seen on MSN

Seen on MSN

<A> you have no idea the shit I've tried

General Humour, Technology October 22, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on You think?

You think?

General Humour October 11, 2007December 20, 2011 | Leave a Comment on I’ve been Simpsoned

I’ve been Simpsoned

General Humour July 30, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Paris is Poor!

Paris is Poor!

Breaking news: Paris Hilton has been disinherited!

General Humour July 23, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Headline of the month

Headline of the month

"Ransom demanded for seamen".

General Humour July 5, 2007February 22, 2019 | 1 Comment on Work fun

Work fun

Whilst we attempt to completely overhaul the MIS architecture at work, the odd light moment can result in hours of merriment.

General Humour, Obliviot July 5, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Boiki Tsedu is an obliviot

Boiki Tsedu is an obliviot

Boiki Tsedu, spokesperson for the Limpopo province Roads and Transport department, has said car heaters can kill you.

General Humour May 21, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on TIMMY!

TIMMY!

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