Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1: I prefer breasts to legs.
New Year’s Resolution
Same as the old one – be kind to animals and children, in that order.
MTNzania
In 1994, South Africa entered the cellular phone market. You could either get with Vodacom, 50% owned by the hated Telkom (and the other 50% by Vodafone, who now has a controlling share), or "the better connection", MTN.
In the Smiters of Iniquity, what day is tomorrow?
As I posted in 2006:
Smiters of Iniquity Shop
Some very basic products, like t-shirts, mugs and clocks, are available from the Smiters of Iniquity Shop. Let's see if this thing makes money.
Who woulda thunk it?
Robert Mugabe, despite his high ranking on the NMC list (see the Smiters Of Iniquity link to the right), said the funniest thing this week, as seen in The Star:
Blog software sucks
I want to migrate my blog from simplephpblog to something running on MySQL. The trouble is, there's nothing that I like. I like this one, but it's not DB-enabled. The Moveable Types of the world look more complicated than necessary. Then there's the small matter of moving all the entries to the DB easily …
It’s my birthday …
La la la
Shrek’s first name: Barry
See related link for original source.