Author: Teen jailed 9 months for 8 robberies, nukes budgie
The lead paragraph states (related link):
Why Steve Hofmeyr is cooler than Chuck (or the Hoff)
I apologise in advance for these:
Blair’s April Fool
Tony Blair, whom I once considered the world's greatest public speaker, told the world on 1 April (not a joke) that a really serious organisation against crime, in the vein of the United States' FBI, has been created in the UK.
Unpack this!
I hate so many management phrases and terms. One which particularly pisses me off is "unpack". Today, an article in the local news says "Kebble fraud unpacked".
Synopsis
A (very) brief synopsis of my first play (The Survivor) has been added to the Writing section on this site.
Play by play
On Saturday evening, we had the first part of the Franklin Players One-Act Festival. The Franklin Players put on three productions:
Yippee!
The Franklin Players One-Act Festival kicked off yesterday evening. I'll write more about it tomorrow.
I have no words …
Elftor has gone hurtling past bad taste, into the other side, and raped it with a machete in the process.
Positively evil
Delano (link to the right —>) has pointed me in the direction of something more evil than I. Check out Elftor.
Can you say “Oops”?
Someone turned off Vodacom today. It is delivering SMSes, but no one can make or receive any calls.