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Quotations April 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment on Two quotes of the day

Two quotes of the day

– "Jesus saves, but Buddha makes incremental backups."

Technology April 16, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on HP ProLiant ML570R

HP ProLiant ML570R

At work we're getting a new hardware infrastructure to support growth in our department. Amongst blade servers and whatnot, we're also getting one of these. It's coming with 17 drives and 16GB of RAM.

Rantings April 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment on USA in Africa

USA in Africa

A person of very little brain common sense has blamed advertising, children's power and anything else she can think of for the reason kids are so fat today (see related link).

General Humour April 13, 2007 | Leave a Comment on The Dog Food Diet

The Dog Food Diet

This joke has been doing the rounds again, so I thought I'd post it to brighten up your day:

General April 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment on Welcome to Africa

Welcome to Africa

The public broadcaster aired a documentary on circumcision recently, and traditional leaders (what a misnomer, that is) decided that the ancestors were offended, and a cow must now die to appease them (the ancestors). See related link.

Technology April 10, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on eNATIS

eNATIS

The fancy new website for the National Traffic Information System (see related link), which is going live with a new system on Friday, had this to say. It was at 22:23 local time, three days before launch:

Rantings April 10, 2007July 1, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Look behind you – it’s the thought police

Look behind you – it’s the thought police

George Orwell was right, but just a few years out. See related link.

General April 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment on Idiot Word Of The Day

Idiot Word Of The Day

The idiot word of the day is "wilf", short for "what was I looking for?", in the context of aimless web browsing.

General April 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment on Creative Commons

Creative Commons

The text of my site is now protected by a Creative Commons licence. Scroll to the bottom of the page to see more.

Technology April 9, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Cross-Platform Java blows chunks

Cross-Platform Java blows chunks

Firefox and Thunderbird are resource hogs. Then again, what else is there that works the same way across all current platforms?

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