Author: Randolph

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The next UN chief's name is Ban Ki-Moon. Now the United Nations has brought us leaders with very odd names in the past, but here's a thought: am I the only one who sees the words "Bankie Mon" in there, and does he sell weed in little bank bags?

There is a series of jokes from ages ago along the lines of:

The related link refers. Deloitte has shown how easy it is to hack into Intranets and cellphones. While the former is old news, I'd like to bring up the matter of cellphones.

"There's nothing like the sound of incoming rifle and mortar rounds to cure the blues. No matter how down you are, you take an active and immediate interest in life."

A Manhattan apartment building on the Upper East Side was crashed into by a baseball player trying to get his pilot's licence. Initial reports state that George and Louise Jefferson are fine, and that Cory Lidle (dead) will not be getting his licence.

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It's time to come clean about why I really hate the French. It has nothing to do with the fact that my family line is British, although that's tempting. However, my mother's original family comes from the French Channel Islands, so I'd be a bit of a hypocrite, wouldn't I?

I'd like to know why Americans make such a big deal about their so-called democracy, when the people's vote actually doesn't count for anything? I'm talking specifically about their electoral college.

A colleague of mine has a friend who works on open source game development. This person went to have his hair cut recently: