Author: Important notice to Jacob Zuma
It is scientifically proven that cold water is ineffective against E.coli. I strongly recommend re-evaluating your cold-shower AIDS remedy.
Proof: 1 in 10 straight men have gay sex
WebMD writes: Nearly one in 10 men who say they’re straight have sex only with other men, a New York City survey finds. Yes, you read that right.
E.coli, Malaria, Tuberculosis …
"We live in a free world", sang Ace of Base, but the truth is that we're facing global annihilation. The latest outbreak of E.coli infections is just a simple example of how pitiful our existence really is. Someone crapped in some spinach, it got out, and people are dying from E.coli.
I’m on a roll today
My latest email to Vodacom:
My beloved ex medical aid
In a letter this morning to my ex-medical aid, after an incomprehensible voicemail was left on my phone:
SABC’s Morning Live is homophobic, should be boycotted
I hereby call on a boycott of SABC 2's Morning Live show. A friend of mine writes:
Cellphones at school should be banned outright
A long time ago, in a galaxy … right here, in fact … before the age of cellular telephones in South Africa, a lone boy in full school uniform stood at an empty bus stop. It was 8pm, and he breathed a sigh of relief as the headlights on a familiar car swept over him.
Arrrrrrrrrrr
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, me hearties! It be International "Talk Like A Pirate" Day today.
Quote of the Day
"[members of government] are aloof, little demi-gods walking on stilts in an artificial effort to reach the sky." – Jon Qwelane. See related link.
Three things
Right, first off to Brendon, no I will not put a forum on my site. I already have to maintain SOI and you've not been posting there for months – what's your excuse?