Author: Pirate Names
My Pirate name is Poop Deck Enrico, and my fiance's name is Lazy Eye Bruno. Cool, huh?
Important notice to Jacob Zuma
It is scientifically proven that cold water is ineffective against E.coli. I strongly recommend re-evaluating your cold-shower AIDS remedy.
Proof: 1 in 10 straight men have gay sex
WebMD writes: Nearly one in 10 men who say they’re straight have sex only with other men, a New York City survey finds. Yes, you read that right.
E.coli, Malaria, Tuberculosis …
"We live in a free world", sang Ace of Base, but the truth is that we're facing global annihilation. The latest outbreak of E.coli infections is just a simple example of how pitiful our existence really is. Someone crapped in some spinach, it got out, and people are dying from E.coli.
I’m on a roll today
My latest email to Vodacom:
My beloved ex medical aid
In a letter this morning to my ex-medical aid, after an incomprehensible voicemail was left on my phone:
SABC’s Morning Live is homophobic, should be boycotted
I hereby call on a boycott of SABC 2's Morning Live show. A friend of mine writes:
Cellphones at school should be banned outright
A long time ago, in a galaxy … right here, in fact … before the age of cellular telephones in South Africa, a lone boy in full school uniform stood at an empty bus stop. It was 8pm, and he breathed a sigh of relief as the headlights on a familiar car swept over him.
Arrrrrrrrrrr
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, me hearties! It be International "Talk Like A Pirate" Day today.
Quote of the Day
"[members of government] are aloof, little demi-gods walking on stilts in an artificial effort to reach the sky." – Jon Qwelane. See related link.