Author: Hahaha
Jacob Zuma is a free man, after Judge Herbert Msimang struck the corruption trial from the roll today. I wonder what sort of hat President Mbeki will be having for lunch?
Follow up to my Mbeki message
Seems I'm not the only one who is sick of the crime problem. Journalist Tim Modise (see related link) is also getting annoyed. Incidentally, my mother and her neighbour were targets of crime last week – my dog didn't even bark as five motor vehicles were broken into and radios stolen or ignitions damaged.
On the transplanting of wobbly bits
A man has rejected his donated member for psychological reasons. Apparently (see related link), he and his wife just couldn't accept the transplanted penis, even though it was working well enough.
Pirate Names
My Pirate name is Poop Deck Enrico, and my fiance's name is Lazy Eye Bruno. Cool, huh?
Important notice to Jacob Zuma
It is scientifically proven that cold water is ineffective against E.coli. I strongly recommend re-evaluating your cold-shower AIDS remedy.
Proof: 1 in 10 straight men have gay sex
WebMD writes: Nearly one in 10 men who say they’re straight have sex only with other men, a New York City survey finds. Yes, you read that right.
E.coli, Malaria, Tuberculosis …
"We live in a free world", sang Ace of Base, but the truth is that we're facing global annihilation. The latest outbreak of E.coli infections is just a simple example of how pitiful our existence really is. Someone crapped in some spinach, it got out, and people are dying from E.coli.
I’m on a roll today
My latest email to Vodacom:
My beloved ex medical aid
In a letter this morning to my ex-medical aid, after an incomprehensible voicemail was left on my phone:
SABC’s Morning Live is homophobic, should be boycotted
I hereby call on a boycott of SABC 2's Morning Live show. A friend of mine writes: