Author: Randolph

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My Internet connection at home is still not sorted out. I'm a little upset about this. Ok, I am a LOT upset about this. Fucking useless people who can't be bothered to do a professional installation because the money is more important than customer service.

I got this in my mailbox today:

Dear ,

I stole this idea from Scott Adams, who asked for ideas of what to do at a funeral. This is my list of songs that must be played at my funeral (in no particular order):

I'm still grumpy.

Dear [name deleted]

I PASSED MY HISTORY EXAM!

So you will have noticed I've been quiet the past few days. We moved house last Thursday, and what with all the preparations and such, not to mention the lack of a Sentech signal at the new place, well the blog has had to wait.

ACLS: Would you ever appear on a general knowledge show, such as 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'?

If Microsoft was forced to exclude Internet Explorer from Windows, how would I download Mozilla Firefox? With their arcane command-line FTP utility? Bah!