Author: Randolph

I wanna soak up block out the sun … (see related link)

For the most part, my humour section has been dumped into a database, which has reduced the number of pages on my site dramatically. Now the next phase is to complete the rest of the site.

I have this desire to convert my website from flat HTML files to database-driven content, to aid ease of use, addition of content, etc. The trouble is, even though these files come in at under 1 MB (yes, you saw it right) and there are over 170 of them, I'm not sure it's actually worthContinue reading Website conversion

"I don't believe [homosexuality is a sin]. Some people come into this world with affections ordered toward other people of the same gender and some people come into this world with affections directed at people of the other gender.

Well I must say that America trains them really young. According to News24 (related link), a six-year old boy plunged 27 metres (9 storeys) to his death from the top of a Ferris Wheel at the San Joaquin County Fair. The article then glosses over a minor detail: the boy, who was alone in the gondola, tried to climb out!

Him: What the hell? My phone just restarted.

I finally got it, and now I'm typing this entry in my new installation of Windows Vista Beta 2. It's pretty.

Just that I love my boyfriend.

Another commentator has decided that Samuel Saraiva is an idiot, and based on his blog entry, I have personally inducted Joseph Kynaston Reeves into the Smiters of Iniquity as the official Recogniser of Idiots. Welcome, Mr Kynaston Reeves. You can view his blog on the right, by clicking on Squander Two.