Why We Love South Africa
From News24:
Officially disguised as a Canadian
From News24:
Chuck Norris is sixty-six years old. He was born before the US entered World War Two.
This joke was imparted to me around the beginning of the year, but in the spirit of my drunken Sunday evening, here goes (modified):
I had a rough night last night, and as far as I'm concerned, bad food. I maintain that my self-imposed limit of three alcoholic beverages should not have created what is the worst hangover I've ever had in my entire life, bar none.
Well, truth is, I do give a damn 🙂
This is a formal apology to my students of 2005. I made the claim based on research (i.e. I found it on a website) that glass is an extremely viscous liquid, which evidence can be found in old buildings where the glass is thicker at the bottom than the top. Given enough time, it would end up in a puddle.
Our Finance Minister, Trevor Manuel, has pretty much stated that the Road Accident Fund should not pay out anyone who has a medical aid, if they are involved in an accident.
This is lifted from The English-to-American Dictionary, located at http://www.english2american.com/.
All Chuck Norris facts are now in the Canonical List of Chuck Norris Facts.