There is a series of jokes from ages ago along the lines of:

The related link refers. Deloitte has shown how easy it is to hack into Intranets and cellphones. While the former is old news, I'd like to bring up the matter of cellphones.

"There's nothing like the sound of incoming rifle and mortar rounds to cure the blues. No matter how down you are, you take an active and immediate interest in life."

A Manhattan apartment building on the Upper East Side was crashed into by a baseball player trying to get his pilot's licence. Initial reports state that George and Louise Jefferson are fine, and that Cory Lidle (dead) will not be getting his licence.

From the article (see related link):

It's time to come clean about why I really hate the French. It has nothing to do with the fact that my family line is British, although that's tempting. However, my mother's original family comes from the French Channel Islands, so I'd be a bit of a hypocrite, wouldn't I?

I'd like to know why Americans make such a big deal about their so-called democracy, when the people's vote actually doesn't count for anything? I'm talking specifically about their electoral college.

A colleague of mine has a friend who works on open source game development. This person went to have his hair cut recently:

Johannesburg – Mongezi Samuel Jinxela is accused of raping 70 women between 1994 and 2004, and will also be facing 29 charges of robbery, 33 of aggravated robbery, one of indecent assault, 61 counts of assault, 64 of kidnapping and one of escaping from lawful custody.

Some of you sharper knives in the drawer may have noticed a bit of editing on my part regarding the use of naughty words on this blog. It turns out that the firewall at my new work doesn't like bad words, which kind of sucks. So I'm in the process of rewriting certain words, orContinue reading Irony