Officially disguised as a Canadian
I've had it with being politically correct. Today I read yet another news article identifying a rapist by his clothing only. This is probably the millionth time in the history of crime reporting this side of 1994, that journalism has not reported the facts for fear of racial stereotyping.
22 May 2006 is the official founding day of the New Religious Order, or NRO, so we have declared it a Holy Day. 22 May will now be known as Bliksem Day. Henceforth, all days will be in the new calendar dated from BS 1.
Since most other big religions have a list of banned things (including food, people and sexual preferences), I now present the NMC (Not Mostly-Carbon) List of the NRO:
The NRO hereby repudiates Tom Cruise’s status as mostly-carbon. It is my moral duty as Smiter of Iniquity to renounce him in the name of good taste, and anyone found venerating him will be forced to put on a miniskirt, listen to the audiobook version of “The Da Vinci Code” in Swahili, and take aContinue reading The “Tom Cruise” Issue
I’m making my first act of delegation now. I have named Delano and Brendon as disciples, and as representatives of the NRO, they are hereby permitted to make up their own rules, as long as it fits in with my mostly-carbon rule. You don’t have to listen to them, but if you do, I won’tContinue reading Disciple Rule
In keeping with my ridiculous idea of creating acronyms, and with the start of my new religion, here is a spin on "What Would Jesus Do?", or the more popular "What Would Betty Bowers Do?".
Brendon, my second disciple, has seconded my motion to induct Elton John into the NRO as its official bitch.
Official viewpoint of NRO on other religious conflicts: Get over yourselves. Life is too short. You have no right to force your beliefs onto other people. You're probably overcompensating for a) a small penis (most religious wars are started and fought by men), or b) low self-esteem.
From News24 (see related link): "Cannes – British pop star Elton John launched an expletive-laden tirade against the press in Cannes late on Saturday while presenting an award to a young actor during the annual film festival."