Officially disguised as a Canadian
It's the 12-year anniversary of South Africa's first fully democratic elections tomorrow, and it's called Freedom Day. There is a witty advert on television at the moment celebrating "free" things, ending off with "free [three] guys" and "freedge".
I've decided to change my name for idiots from dumbass to tomcruise. Why? Well, they sound the same (tenuous, I know), and Tom Cruise has pretty much summed up in the last year or so the epitome of a dumbass.
Parktown Boys' High School in Johannesburg is where I matriculated from, some time last century. Yesterday, gunmen hopped over a perimeter fence (which was part of an almost half-million investment in security), stormed a Grade 11 classroom, and made off with 12 cellphones, 5 watches and cash.
<Steven> obviously she believes im not here for you
<Steven> i wrote a mysql goodie to log irc to mysql
There's something really funny about this:
My policy on alcohol hasn’t changed much since the near-fatal “pizza” incident a while back (yes, I’m still blaming the food). I think since then I’ve had 1/2 of a Smirnoff Spin. The reason I only had the half, is because I split it with M at his parents’ for lunch a weekend or soContinue reading Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, kick like a mule, hung like a horse
The landmark ruling where the EU fined Microsoft '497 million in 2004 is back in the headlines, and Microsoft stands to face another onslaught of investigation into their business practices.
It's the Queen's Eightieth Birthday Today! Whoop-de-doo!