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General April 4, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on So Elftor isn’t so evil after all

So Elftor isn’t so evil after all

From Helen Keller Jokes:

General April 4, 2006August 25, 2012 | 3 Comments on McDonald’s Global Casting Call

McDonald’s Global Casting Call

The idea is simple: you love life, and they want you to submit an example of you "loving it", with a photograph and a blurb of under 100 words. All you need to do is visit their site and join up there (see related link).

General April 4, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on Teen jailed 9 months for 8 robberies, nukes budgie

Teen jailed 9 months for 8 robberies, nukes budgie

The lead paragraph states (related link):

General April 3, 2006August 25, 2012 | 1 Comment on Why Steve Hofmeyr is cooler than Chuck (or the Hoff)

Why Steve Hofmeyr is cooler than Chuck (or the Hoff)

I apologise in advance for these:

General April 3, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on Blair’s April Fool

Blair’s April Fool

Tony Blair, whom I once considered the world's greatest public speaker, told the world on 1 April (not a joke) that a really serious organisation against crime, in the vein of the United States' FBI, has been created in the UK.

General April 3, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on Unpack this!

Unpack this!

I hate so many management phrases and terms. One which particularly pisses me off is "unpack". Today, an article in the local news says "Kebble fraud unpacked".

General April 3, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on Synopsis

Synopsis

A (very) brief synopsis of my first play (The Survivor) has been added to the Writing section on this site.

General April 3, 2006August 25, 2012 | 1 Comment on Play by play

Play by play

On Saturday evening, we had the first part of the Franklin Players One-Act Festival. The Franklin Players put on three productions:

General April 2, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on Yippee!

Yippee!

The Franklin Players One-Act Festival kicked off yesterday evening. I'll write more about it tomorrow.

General March 31, 2006August 25, 2012 | 1 Comment on I have no words …

I have no words …

Elftor has gone hurtling past bad taste, into the other side, and raped it with a machete in the process.

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