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General May 8, 2006August 25, 2012 | 1 Comment on I’m forgetting again

I’m forgetting again

I’m forgetting about my blog again … this can’t be a bad thing altogether, because it means I have other things on my mind. However, I feel like I am doing too much again. Skattie says it’s my own fault for taking on too much. So I’m finalising my business closure this month. My colleagueContinue reading I’m forgetting again

General May 3, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on Quote of the day

Quote of the day

“Some people have become less tolerant of children. They see them as loud, stressful and a bit of a pain. They’d rather have a cat or a dog.” – Dr Hubertus Schulz, chief doctor at Magdeburg’s maternity clinic in Germany.

General May 3, 2006August 25, 2012 | 1 Comment on The heat is on

The heat is on

I’m trying to juggle two projects at work at the moment – I have to demonstrate functionality in a new application we’re developing at work, and that’s on Friday. Meanwhile, the application I was working on in January requires new functionality, but we don’t really have the time to implement it. The trouble here isContinue reading The heat is on

General April 26, 2006August 25, 2012 | 1 Comment on Holiday tomorrow!

Holiday tomorrow!

It's the 12-year anniversary of South Africa's first fully democratic elections tomorrow, and it's called Freedom Day. There is a witty advert on television at the moment celebrating "free" things, ending off with "free [three] guys" and "freedge".

General, Obliviot April 26, 2006October 10, 2018 | Leave a Comment on Tom Cruise is an obliviot

Tom Cruise is an obliviot

I've decided to change my name for idiots from dumbass to tomcruise. Why? Well, they sound the same (tenuous, I know), and Tom Cruise has pretty much summed up in the last year or so the epitome of a dumbass.

General April 26, 2006December 20, 2011 | Leave a Comment on I want one!

I want one!

General April 25, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on Gunmen attack school

Gunmen attack school

Parktown Boys' High School in Johannesburg is where I matriculated from, some time last century. Yesterday, gunmen hopped over a perimeter fence (which was part of an almost half-million investment in security), stormed a Grade 11 classroom, and made off with 12 cellphones, 5 watches and cash.

General April 25, 2006 | Leave a Comment on He’s full of inspiration today!

He’s full of inspiration today!

<Steven> obviously she believes im not here for you

General April 25, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on This happens often enough to invent an acronym about it

This happens often enough to invent an acronym about it

<Steven> i wrote a mysql goodie to log irc to mysql

General April 24, 2006August 25, 2012 | Leave a Comment on You are my sunshine

You are my sunshine

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