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SQL Server, Technology December 1, 2006February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Cool!

Cool!

I'm getting a new PC at work in the near future because this beast is too slow and the hard drive isn't big enough for the massive reports that I have to automate.

Quotations November 28, 2006 | Leave a Comment on Dumbass of the Month

Dumbass of the Month

On the Civil Union Bill which is being rushed through parliament to beat the Constitutional Court's 1 December 2006 deadline: "Why are we fast-tracking the passing of legislation that a majority of South Africans don't want, this is forgery," said the Inkatha Freedom Party's Jeanette Vilakazi.

Quotations November 26, 2006 | 2 Comments on And more work …

And more work …

Yesterday I spent pretty much the entire day playing computer games, because I needed a break. M played as well (and kicked my ass in Starcraft on Friday night), and is showing quite an aggressive stance in Civilization IV.

Announcements November 20, 2006 | Leave a Comment on Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

To Stephanie, my sister. She is now as old as my mother was when I was born. Thankfully, she's not married (or pregnant). On the other hand, I turned out fairly well.

Announcements November 16, 2006 | Leave a Comment on Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

To my mother, who is celebrating her 22nd birthday again. She is 22 because she's older than me and I'm 21. Stay tuned for my 30th birthday in a month's time.

Quotations November 10, 2006February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Quote of the day

Quote of the day

"A couple of years ago I was sitting in the Kodak Theatre with my acceptance speech in my pocket, waiting to get up and say that I was the first openly gay actor to win an Oscar. Unfortunately, that was the year the blacks won." – Ian McKellen

Announcements October 31, 2006December 20, 2011 | Leave a Comment on I’m writing a novel in November!

I’m writing a novel in November!

Announcements October 27, 2006 | Leave a Comment on What was that line again?

What was that line again?

Public Service Announcement:

Quotations October 27, 2006 | Leave a Comment on Quote of the day

Quote of the day

"Be careful if you go searching for 'Chuck Norris Facts' on the Internet, because some are just not appropriate for kids." – Chuck Norris

Quotations October 27, 2006 | Leave a Comment on Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

I'm writing an exam on Learning and Teaching Strategies in the Adolescent Years at 2pm today. In my study guide I came across this Chinese Proverb:

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