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Technology March 14, 2007February 22, 2019 | 1 Comment on Vista

Vista

Well, it's done. I got Windows Vista running on my notebook. I'm still struggling through getting it set up right, and haven't quite turned off the visual styles yet.

Technology March 11, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Rijndael Encryption

Rijndael Encryption

I've finally cracked (if you'll excuse the bad computer pun) Rijndael encryption in the new ShutOff 2007. Now the settings are encrypted in memory before touching the Windows Registry. Tr's cool.

Technology March 9, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Now *this* is cool

Now *this* is cool

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Technology March 7, 2007February 22, 2019 | 1 Comment on 3000 URLs … sort of …

3000 URLs … sort of …

NCANE.COM flirted briefly with 3000 active redirected URLs today before I cleaned up the database, recycled old unused links (six months old and zero hit count gets a redirect reused), and banned another few IP address ranges and domains.

Technology March 3, 2007February 22, 2019 | 2 Comments on ShutOff 2007

ShutOff 2007

Some of you may only know me as the developer of ShutOff 2000. Here's a little history lesson, and an update to the development of the "new" version.

Technology March 3, 2007February 22, 2019 | 2 Comments on I am shallow

I am shallow

This week I took the plunge, aided in part by the offer to pay 50% by my better half, to get the new Microsoft Action Pack. He has been wanting to put Windows Vista on his machine since we downloaded the beta last year (and helped bring the Internet to its knees).

Technology March 1, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Sentech increases capacity

Sentech increases capacity

Sentech has increased download limits from today on all packages. We've moved from 3GB to 5GB. Pleasant surprise. Telkom was almost becoming a competitive alternative.

Technology February 20, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Why I Rule

Why I Rule

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News, SQL Server, Technology February 19, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on News

News

Phew, it's been a while since I posted!

Technology January 30, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Windows Vista

Windows Vista

I see the minimum requirements for Windows Vista include a CD-ROM drive, but I was under the impression that it comes on DVD.

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