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News August 19, 2007 | 1 Comment on News

News

Well, I'm officially getting married now. M and I signed the antenuptual contract this week, and now it's just a formality.

News March 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment on Robert “Amin” Mugabe

Robert “Amin” Mugabe

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News, SQL Server, Technology February 19, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on News

News

Phew, it's been a while since I posted!

News December 12, 2006July 1, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Why it sucks to be Nigerian and gay

Why it sucks to be Nigerian and gay

(Lagos) Legislation being considered by Nigeria's House of Representatives would make it a criminal offense to associate with known homosexuals.

News December 1, 2006 | 3 Comments on She’s getting married in the morning …

She’s getting married in the morning …

The deputy president signed the new Civil Union Act into law yesterday to "beat the deadline" set by the Constitutional Court on 1 December 2005, so now it's legal for same-sex couples to get married in South Africa.

News November 20, 2006 | 1 Comment on I suck

I suck

I haven't managed to stay on track for writing my novel in the month of November. By now I should be coming in on the 40 000 word mark. It's not going to happen.

News July 27, 2006June 2, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Mark James of Burgess Hill, West Sussex, is a sick man

Mark James of Burgess Hill, West Sussex, is a sick man

A judge has issued a warrant for the arrest of Mark James, a gay man due to be sentenced for knowingly passing HIV to his partner, after he failed to attend London's Isleworth Crown Court on Wednesday.

News, Technology May 19, 2006August 25, 2012 | 3 Comments on Of knives and soapy water

Of knives and soapy water

– Last night whilst washing the dishes, I managed to slice the tip of my right index finger with a sharp knife. Needless to say, this has affected my typing, as well as my mood as a result. I'd show you a picture but I don't have a webcam at work.

News, Obliviot May 15, 2006October 10, 2018 | Leave a Comment on Rugby injury takes another schoolboy’s life

Rugby injury takes another schoolboy’s life

The life-support machines keeping the head boy of a local school alive are to be switched off today. On Saturday he did not get up after a ruck. He was declared brain-dead yesterday.

News, Obliviot April 18, 2006December 20, 2011 | 2 Comments on Tom Cruise is a sick, sick man

Tom Cruise is a sick, sick man

According to Ananova.com, Tom Cruise has declared that he will be eating the placenta of his child when Katie Holmes gives birth to it (the child, not the placenta … oh, never mind!) later this year.

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