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Technology August 13, 2007December 22, 2011 | Leave a Comment on ncane.com Analysis

ncane.com Analysis

According to the Google Analytics boys and girls, I've got almost every single country covered on my hit list for http://ncane.com, my short URL generator.

Technology July 11, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on *hack*

*hack*

I'm migrating web hosts soon. Once I've sorted out the virtual domain story with qmail, I'll switch over. Hopefully nothing will be lost in the transfer. I plan to complete this during the month of August.

SQL Server, Technology June 20, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on 150 days of madness

150 days of madness

Picture it: Sandton, 2007. The launch of a 150-day plan to migrate a set of disparate systems into a fully integrated hybrid data warehouse system running Microsoft SQL Server 2005 and associated plugins. Some of us (including me) are a little bewildered by the prospect, especially considering the volume of data and applications that need to migrate in this short period of time.

Announcements, Obliviot June 7, 2007October 10, 2018 | Leave a Comment on Eleven people are obliviots

Eleven people are obliviots

One article, one month, TEN ELEVENTY Tomcruises in one go. I must be in heaven. Here they are in article order:

Technology June 5, 2007February 22, 2019 | 3 Comments on The story of the lonely hard drive

The story of the lonely hard drive

High on a hill desk stood a lonely goatherd hard drive … *insert yodelling here*

Technology May 21, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on The Empire strikes back

The Empire strikes back

Microsoft last week said that Linux and various other open source goodies infringe on a number of patents they happen to own. Novell users are exempt from this. Red Hat isn't. Huh?

Announcements May 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment on Where’d you come from, Cotten Eye Joe?

Where’d you come from, Cotten Eye Joe?

Yeehaw! Them thar Rednex be for sale, for $1.5m. Check out the related link. If you do buy them, please let them know I referred you.

General Humour, Quotations May 18, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Canadian Bears

Canadian Bears

My quote of the week goes to the Weekly Newsletter of thebiglotto.com:

Announcements May 17, 2007 | 2 Comments on One-Act Play

One-Act Play

Why do I do this to myself?

Technology May 5, 2007February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on CL 500

CL 500

*drool*

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