I purchased a domain recently (in May 2008) that had just expired, and immediately started receiving emails from various newsletters that the previous owner had subscribed to. That was fine. I was able to find unsubscribe options in most cases, and was successful in all those cases. Except for two.
November's Tomcruise of the month is Lindiwe Mngomezulu, for giving her 17-hour-old baby to a stranger in a taxi while she went to buy shoes in a Pep store.
Boiki Tsedu, spokesperson for the Limpopo province Roads and Transport department, has said car heaters can kill you.
One article, one month,
TEN ELEVENTY Tomcruises in one go. I must be in heaven. Here they are in article order:
The silly cow has decided that she's too important for an AIDS conference and now won't be going because she's not being given "a prominent place in the programme".
Archbishop Angelo Bagnasco, the head of Italy's bishops, is this month's obliviot for comparing a bill that would grant rights to same-sex couples to allowing incest and paedophilia. La Repubblica newspaper reported his comments at a meeting of Roman Catholic church employees: "Why say no to forms of legally recognised co-habitation which create alternatives to … Continue reading Angelo Bagnasco is an obliviot
My name is "Randolph". To the people who still insist on calling me "Rudolf", "Randolf" and "Rudolph" (despite having my name clearly written out for them in emails and letters), how about if I called you "Obliviot"? Saying it's "close enough" is bollocks, and shows lack of respect on your part. Blaming it on spell-checkers … Continue reading My name
The NRO hereby repudiates Tom Cruise's status as mostly-carbon. It is my moral duty as Smiter of Iniquity to renounce him in the name of good taste, and anyone found venerating him will be forced to put on a miniskirt, listen to the audiobook version of "The Da Vinci Code" in Swahili, and take a … Continue reading The “Tom Cruise” Issue
The life-support machines keeping the head boy of a local school alive are to be switched off today. On Saturday he did not get up after a ruck. He was declared brain-dead yesterday.
I've decided to change my name for idiots from dumbass to tomcruise. Why? Well, they sound the same (tenuous, I know), and Tom Cruise has pretty much summed up in the last year or so the epitome of a dumbass.