The NRO hereby repudiates Tom Cruise’s status as mostly-carbon. It is my moral duty as Smiter of Iniquity to renounce him in the name of good taste, and anyone found venerating him will be forced to put on a miniskirt, listen to the audiobook version of “The Da Vinci Code” in Swahili, and take aContinue reading The “Tom Cruise” Issue
The life-support machines keeping the head boy of a local school alive are to be switched off today. On Saturday he did not get up after a ruck. He was declared brain-dead yesterday.
I've decided to change my name for idiots from dumbass to tomcruise. Why? Well, they sound the same (tenuous, I know), and Tom Cruise has pretty much summed up in the last year or so the epitome of a dumbass.
According to Ananova.com, Tom Cruise has declared that he will be eating the placenta of his child when Katie Holmes gives birth to it (the child, not the placenta … oh, never mind!) later this year.
What a load of SHIT! I had to generate a new blog entry to get this off my chest. Some monkey who claims to be a consultant has labelled the World Community Grid project a potential "powerful cyber-terror weapon". The article can by found here. He reckons that if "hackers manage to penetrate the super-network", it could be used for "sinister purposes".
What an ass I am! I upgraded the firewall from SmoothWall Express 1.0 to 2.0 at the end of last year, and to test out some of the new functionality, I noticed a certain IP address was seemingly attacking my network, so I blocked it. Today, about a month later, I discovered that the address was that of SmoothWall's website. I couldn't visit the URL, I couldn't download updates, nada. So now I feel silly. But I also realise that even SmoothWall's website being blocked proves how reliable the product is. Download it for your network. I endorse it.