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Announcements, Entertainment October 4, 2015September 20, 2017 | Leave a Comment on The Winner (2015)

The Winner (2015)

The American Dream is alive and… uh, well… Today, after about a month of rehearsals, Chris, Sherri, Jury, Oleksandr, Elijah, Bryan and I helped bring together a vision of a satirical radio show through a camera lens or three. Look out for it in the coming months! Watch the full short film on YouTube.

Quotations September 16, 2015September 16, 2015 | Leave a Comment on On Critical Thought

On Critical Thought

“A persistent effort to examine any belief or supposed form of knowledge in the light of the evidence that supports or refutes it and the further conclusions to which it tends.” — E. M. Glaser (1941). An Experiment in the Development of Critical Thinking.

Technology September 10, 2015September 10, 2015 | Leave a Comment on iSad

iSad

The Great and Powerful Tim* took to the stage yesterday to tell us about shiny glass and metal things that are coming. On the one hand, I’m in the camp of slavering desire, wanting the shiny iPad Pro, the Apple TV, the new phone, and new watch straps. Let’s face it: I’m firmly their targetContinue reading iSad

Announcements, Entertainment September 10, 2015September 20, 2017 | Leave a Comment on First Feature Film Credit!

First Feature Film Credit!

It’s a big deal for me. My role as Peter in the film Imitative Magic is up on IMDb. I’m coincidentally hosting the screening of the movie at my house in two weeks. This is very exciting. I have maybe four or five minutes of screen time, but that makes me incredibly happy.

Announcements, Entertainment July 30, 2015September 20, 2017 | Leave a Comment on Acting demo reel

Acting demo reel

This is my demo reel, courtesy of Peter Skagen. None of these is my real accent.

Announcements, Entertainment July 30, 2015September 20, 2017 | Leave a Comment on Hello from a professional Calgary actor!

Hello from a professional Calgary actor!

I’m happy to be here, and to say hello to all of you. My name is Randolph, and I grew up in Johannesburg, South Africa. In 2010 I moved with my spouse to Canada, and have been setting up shop here in the performing arts ever since. I’ve got a page on IMDb, which isContinue reading Hello from a professional Calgary actor!

Quotations July 3, 2015 | Leave a Comment on Kanye West and the Glastonbury Incident

Kanye West and the Glastonbury Incident

This was written by author Warren Ellis, from his latest newsletter. Worth a read. The most fascinating thing about Kanye’s set at Glastonbury was the lighting rig. I’m not being snarky. It was a giant plate of lights that lowered down on the stage like a blazing lid. And, with the absence of any otherContinue reading Kanye West and the Glastonbury Incident

SQL Server, Technology June 30, 2015February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on I’m a presenter now

I’m a presenter now

As of last Saturday, I’m now on the conference circuit as a speaker. It feels really weird to say that, because it was thrilling and terrifying at the same time. This was the room I spoke to (photos taken during setup, which is why it’s empty). This all started because Argenis Fernandez (twitter | blog)Continue reading I’m a presenter now

Announcements, Events, SQL Server, Technology, Travel May 11, 2015February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Speaking in Vancouver in June

Speaking in Vancouver in June

Normally I like to keep my SQL Server blog separate to my personal one, but this is too good not to share. I’ve been selected to speak at SQLSaturday in Vancouver, on 27 June 2015. My topic is related to Azure Blob Storage and restoring SQL Server backups. More information will follow. Stay tuned!

News, Technology May 6, 2015May 7, 2015 | Leave a Comment on Twenty years

Twenty years

Between 2 and 6 May 1995, the Computer Faire & BEXA was held in Johannesburg. A young company called Internet Africa had a stall, and was selling modems and dial-up subscriptions to get online. We chose, on my mother’s advice, my initials rbsp as my username. Long-time readers will know that the first few lettersContinue reading Twenty years

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