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Entertainment August 4, 2015September 20, 2017 | Leave a Comment on Behind the Scenes

Behind the Scenes

On Saturday, a horde of people descended on my house and we shot another episode of our new web series. This is confusingly the fourth episode of the series, but only the third one we’ve shot. While it would be against the rules to tell you too much about the content, I can tell youContinue reading Behind the Scenes

Announcements, Entertainment July 30, 2015September 20, 2017 | Leave a Comment on Acting demo reel

Acting demo reel

This is my demo reel, courtesy of Peter Skagen. None of these is my real accent.

Announcements, Entertainment July 30, 2015September 20, 2017 | Leave a Comment on Hello from a professional Calgary actor!

Hello from a professional Calgary actor!

I’m happy to be here, and to say hello to all of you. My name is Randolph, and I grew up in Johannesburg, South Africa. In 2010 I moved with my spouse to Canada, and have been setting up shop here in the performing arts ever since. I’ve got a page on IMDb, which isContinue reading Hello from a professional Calgary actor!

Quotations July 3, 2015 | Leave a Comment on Kanye West and the Glastonbury Incident

Kanye West and the Glastonbury Incident

This was written by author Warren Ellis, from his latest newsletter. Worth a read. The most fascinating thing about Kanye’s set at Glastonbury was the lighting rig. I’m not being snarky. It was a giant plate of lights that lowered down on the stage like a blazing lid. And, with the absence of any otherContinue reading Kanye West and the Glastonbury Incident

SQL Server, Technology June 30, 2015February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on I’m a presenter now

I’m a presenter now

As of last Saturday, I’m now on the conference circuit as a speaker. It feels really weird to say that, because it was thrilling and terrifying at the same time. This was the room I spoke to (photos taken during setup, which is why it’s empty). This all started because Argenis Fernandez (twitter | blog)Continue reading I’m a presenter now

Autism, Science Stuff, Writing June 25, 2015July 1, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Fifteen years …

Fifteen years …

My own memories of the last fifteen years on the Internet.

Announcements, Events, SQL Server, Technology, Travel May 11, 2015February 22, 2019 | Leave a Comment on Speaking in Vancouver in June

Speaking in Vancouver in June

Normally I like to keep my SQL Server blog separate to my personal one, but this is too good not to share. I’ve been selected to speak at SQLSaturday in Vancouver, on 27 June 2015. My topic is related to Azure Blob Storage and restoring SQL Server backups. More information will follow. Stay tuned!

News, Technology May 6, 2015May 7, 2015 | Leave a Comment on Twenty years

Twenty years

Between 2 and 6 May 1995, the Computer Faire & BEXA was held in Johannesburg. A young company called Internet Africa had a stall, and was selling modems and dial-up subscriptions to get online. We chose, on my mother’s advice, my initials rbsp as my username. Long-time readers will know that the first few lettersContinue reading Twenty years

Events, News April 7, 2015 | Leave a Comment on Happy Endings

Happy Endings

This Easter weekend, I participated in the production of a short film, for the Calgary Underground Film Festival‘s 48-hour Movie Making Challenge. The rules require a film between two and five minutes in length (including titles), and each team is given the same prop and a line to be used in their film. A randomContinue reading Happy Endings

General Humour March 19, 2015June 30, 2019 | 2 Comments on Rudolph Potts (Baker)

Rudolph Potts (Baker)

My very favourite author died a week ago. Sir Terry’s death was expected, though not this suddenly. For the last week, I’ve been wondering how, or even whether, to address this loss on my website. So many greater words have been written. I decided to relate a story, based on what my friend Brendon saidContinue reading Rudolph Potts (Baker)

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